HIT ME

Hey, blogger guys 'n' gals! Want to see your hit counter catch fire every October? Well, just write a snarky post or two about McDonald's Monopoly promotion. Then sit back and watch the hits roll in as all the poor suckers searching for rare game pieces visit your site! (This tip brought to you by Chaotic Not Random, now your 24th-ranked link on Google for mcdonald's monopoly.)

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+posted by Lawrence @ 10/17/2004 11:41:00 PM